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	<description>here i share a few of the things that go on in my head after they are approved by the censors</description>
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		<title>how a bicycle is made</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 17:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[if any of you have watched this site for any period of time, you know that ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if any of you have watched this site for any period of time, you know that i love bicycles. i ran across this video today, and while long it&#8217;s entertaining.</p>
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		<title>ball player&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 04:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<title>sad, so very sad&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 04:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>G Love: Fixin&#8217; To Die&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:58:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is probably my favorite songs from the Avett Brothers Produced G Love album.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is probably my favorite songs from the Avett Brothers Produced G Love album.</p>
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		<title>Vintage Fonts?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Typefaces]]></category>
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		<title>Cool Lettering &#8211; Inaugural Issue</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2012 04:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are some cool examples of typefaces i found in denver on the 30th&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These are some cool examples of typefaces i found in denver on the 30th&#8230;</p>
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		<title>There&#8217;s a new sheriff in the galaxy&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hankis.me/theres-a-new-sheriff-in-the-galaxy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Starwars Related]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And his name is WoodyTrooper&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And his name is WoodyTrooper&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Darth Vader In A Kilt On A Unicycle Playing Bagpipes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[enough said&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #888888;">enough said&#8230;</span></p>
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		<title>One thing at a time&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really do love what I do. I love creating. I love making things work. I ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really do love what I do. I love creating. I love making things work. I love seeing happy teams when we make what once was a concept become a reality online. I love technology.</p>
<p>But&#8230;</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t escape it.</p>
<p>There used to be an off switch &#8211; you left work and work stayed at work until you came back in the morning, or on Monday, or after vacation was over. Technology makes work invasive.</p>
<p>People use to have 20 or so close friends &#8211; people they KNEW people they talked to. Now we have hundreds of &#8220;friends&#8221;, &#8220;followers&#8221;, contacts.</p>
<p>Things once got done, now they get added to the pile of things to do. I think simpler might be better.</p>
<p>Looks like i might not be alone.</p>
<p>Time to unpl&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>(A Biologist&#8217;s) St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 02:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>webhank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This so made me smile&#8230; Lyrics: In the year of our lord eighteen hundred and eleven ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This so made me smile&#8230;</p>
<p>Lyrics:</p>
<p>In the year of our lord eighteen hundred and eleven<br />
On March the seventeenth day<br />
I will raise up a beer and I&#8217;ll raise up a cheer<br />
For Saccharomyces cerevisiae<br />
Here&#8217;s to brewers yeast, that humblest of all beasts<br />
Producing carbon gas reducing acetaldehyde<br />
But my friends that isn&#8217;t all &#8212; it makes ethyl alcohol<br />
That is what the yeast excretes and that&#8217;s what we imbibe</p>
<p>Anaerobic isolation<br />
Alcoholic fermentation<br />
NADH oxidation<br />
Give me a beer</p>
<p>[CHORUS]</p>
<p>My intestinal wall absorbs that ethanol<br />
And soon it passes through my blood-brain barrier<br />
There&#8217;s a girl in the next seat who I didn&#8217;t think that sweet<br />
But after a few drinks I want to marry her<br />
I guess it&#8217;s not surprising, my dopamine is rising<br />
And my glutamate receptors are all shot<br />
I&#8217;d surely be bemoaning all the extra serotonin<br />
But my judgment is impaired and my confidence is not</p>
<p>Allosteric modulation<br />
No Long Term Potentiation<br />
Hastens my inebriation<br />
Give me a beer</p>
<p>[CHORUS]</p>
<p>When ethanol is in me, some shows up in my kidneys<br />
And inhibits vasopressin by degrees<br />
A decrease in aquaporins hinders water re-absorption<br />
And pretty soon I really have to pee<br />
Well my liver breaks it down so my body can rebound<br />
By my store of glycogen is soon depleted<br />
And tomorrow when I&#8217;m sober I will also be hungover<br />
Cause I flushed electrolytes that my nerves and muscles needed</p>
<p>Diuretic activation<br />
Urination urination<br />
Urination dehydration<br />
Give me a beer</p>
<p>[CHORUS]</p>
<p>CHORDS</p>
<p>Intro:<br />
D DAG / bm A<br />
D D A G / bm A G D<br />
G D A G / G D G A<br />
G D A bm / G D A D</p>
<p>Pre &#8211; chorus:<br />
G D A bm / G D A</p>
<p>Chorus (Li-Diddly-I):<br />
G D A bm A<br />
G D A D</p>
<p>Verse:<br />
D DAG / Bm A<br />
D D A G / Bm A G D<br />
G D A G / bm A<br />
G D A bm / G D A D</p>
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